The Imperial war mongerers of 0rd er is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.286 billion slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of war bunker. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 0rd erian economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion humans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 201,739 humans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, families try to persuade doctors that 'penis absentis' is a life-limiting medical condition, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, and slaves are unrivalled in obstacle courses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 0rd er's national animal is the hitler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is war.

0rd er is ranked 19,978^th in the world and 22^nd in Lands End for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,168.07 on the Gilded Widget Scale.